I just couldn't resist this one:
Nicolo Paganini is given a lobotomy and when he wakes up, finds himself doing a gig with a drum machine.
Winner of the First Lady of Major Nation/Retired Super-Model Division of the Maurice Chevalier Song Contest. But what is the country-style slide guitar doing there???!!?
Is this a 'song' or did someone just leave some equipment on in the studio? Sort of a Turing Test of intelligence in reverse? Is there actual human intelligence involved here?