There is also a special Lang Lang version of a Bugatti sports car:
I dunno, do you think I should release my own range of perfume?
(Trying vainly to repress the urge to insert a lot of fart jokes here...)
Let me leave you with the amazingly inappropriate photo of Lang Lang that accompanied the fragrance story:
It would be cruel to leave you with that, so here is a clip of a pianist who could not in any way be considered a laughing-stock:
Grigory Sokolov: he not only does not make any commercial endorsements, he doesn't even make any commercial recordings.