- All of those movies where actors dress up in ridiculous costumes and engage in even more ridiculous fights while surrounded by supremely ridiculous CGI (computer-generated imagery)
- Those other supposedly more "realistic" movies where a cast of Hollywood stars demonstrate their smug entitlement while an utterly unbelievable scenario unfolds. Examples? All the Ocean movies: Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen
- Most movies with these actors: Robert de Niro, Al Pacino, George Clooney, Johnny Depp
- Any sitcom with a laugh track
- Any remake of a classic movie
- The Android operating system
- Most music written by Richard Wagner and Gustav Mahler
- Most pop divas: Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Beyoncé. I'm kind of neutral about Lady Gaga and Rihanna
- U2
And a corresponding list of loves:
- Gamelan music from both Java and Bali
- Any film by Peter Weir, Clint Eastwood or Akira Kurosawa
- Most films by Luc Besson
- Most movies with these actors: Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Sigourney Weaver, Bill Murray, Alicia Vikander, Denzel Washington and Jean Reno
- Nearly everything written by these composers: Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Haydn, Schubert, Prokofiev, Stravinsky, Shostakovich
- Most songs by Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen
- The English Beat
- Grigory Sokolov and Valery Gergiev
- Northern Italian red wines: Barolo, Dolcetto d'Alba and Amarone della Valpolicella
- Ice wine
I feel like I have left out a bunch of stuff from both categories...
Hard to pick a good envoi for this one, so I'm going with Weird Al Yankovic:
since David Lynch let Dune be identified as an Alan Smithee film I suppose Villanueve doesn't have to worry about being accused of trying to remake a "classic" movie. The aim is just to adapt Dune without botching it completely. :)
ReplyDeleteAlan Smithee is the pseudonym used when the director wishes to remove his name from a film, right?
ReplyDeleteI have always disliked Dune and all its horrid sequels--and the film(s) seem to measure up to the book...
@Wenatchee: And if Villeneuve's Blade Runner 2049 is any indication, Dune should be very good indeed.
ReplyDelete@Bryan: Mr Clooney has been in a few Coen brothers films, and Michael Clayton was impressive. And these superhero movies are this generation's kitsch, every generation has to have some form of it I guess. Personally I find them unwatchable nonsense.
I missed the new Bladerunner, so I guess I should give it a watch.
ReplyDeleteI think "unwatchable nonsense" covers it pretty well!