Every time I see one of those absurdly hyped up photos of the latest classical virtuoso I want to write silly captions. So here goes.
|Oh god, oh god, oh god--I am so glad I got this "very special" piano bench!|
|No, I'm not here to give you the prostate exam, why do you ask?|
|Uh, Vanessa? Please tell me that is not what you are going to wear onstage!|
|And that's why I didn't get the "tramp-stamp" tattoo. You know, the one on the lower back?|
Simon Rattle and Lang Lang:
|Lang Lang, if you rush those sixteenths one more time I'm going to pistol whip you with this baton!|
|Well, yes, I did spend the summer working as a lumberjack. How did you guess?|
|What's wrong with wearing flower diadems? We think they look very nice!|
The Piano Guys:
|Look, can we change the key on this one? Because if I hit that low F, this piano is going right over the edge!|
And that's that for that! Please, this was all in good fun and I didn't want to offend anyone.